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CRYSTAL BALLS
Monday, 15 March 2010
    LIBRA   ‘Boom boom sha, she's a rasta, chilling with da people who be smoking ganga" This is what you will be singing this week when you decide to become a Rastafarian. It's going to be a chilled out week. Don't expect to get much work... Read more...
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ASK CRYSTAL
Tuesday, 17 November 2009
Dear Crystal,I HAVE been having hip problems lately, and I can't decide whether it's from running or another hobby I have. You see, in my free time I have this toy... well it's actually a human-sized stuffed animal, and it, well, keeps me company at... Read more...
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You May Kesh the Bride

You May Kesh the Bride

AS much as we quite like the whisky swilling, cave-girl haired, glitter covered tramp that is Ke$ha, we doubt very much that Katy Perry and Russell Brand want her at their wedding. In a recent interview...

Cash & Kerry for Classy Kroft

Cash & Kerry for Classy Kroft

WE at BBM are wondering how long it will be before an angry mob form and hunt down the sadistic shithead that is Mark Croft. In a recent interview, the wanker revealed just how much he did to help ruin...

Un-rock 'n' roll Lily

YOU can't get much more un-rock n' roll than crying at your own gig now can you? Well that's just what pop "hard" woman Lily Allen decided to do after witnessing two middle-aged men brawling in the audience...

Cole to Arms

ASHLEY Cole is reportedly shitting it over the tell-all, hour-long interview that Chezza is planning for May with Piers Morgan. Although the interview was arranged before the split was announced, Cheryl...

A Carlos Whisper

So they have arguably the best and by far the most well paid job on the earth but it seems that at the moment footballers just keep on doing dumb shit. First Ashley Cole couldn't keep his dick in his...

Lindsay takes it up the Ronson

You're Avan a laugh

Kesha signs off

He's there day and Knightley

No-Oasis

That's why mum's gone to Poundland

Crash Test Dolly

A Who-ge Sigh Of Relief For The Doctor

On Me Head (Simp) Son

Beauty and the Beast

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Scream of the Van Schie

Scream of the Van Schie

Sydney band Van She had a big hit in 2008 with their debut album, V. Now bass player and vocalist Matt Van Schie is trying his hand at some solo material. He talks to BBM's Amy Baker about his new project...

Delphic

Delphic

Matt: Hi there! How are you? BBM: Not too bad thanks mate. Yourself? I'm alright, although I've kind of woken up with a bit of a cold, which is a bit of a nightmare. How come? Is it miserable over...

Groove Armada

BBM'S AJ GREEN chats to dance stalwarts GROOVE ARMADA about Aussie acts, live shows and their new album... Dance music is fashion music; the trends change quickly and often people get left in a style...

Angie Hart

An interview with Angie hart by Terri Eaton Australians worship home-grown talent more than Vegemite and, luckily, we've grabbed an interview with a certain artistic apple that has fallen from the country's...

Norman Jay MBE

IF you haven't heard of NORMAN JAY MBE, chances are you will very soon. Releasing his first widely distributed double CD in Australia, Norman is eager to make a name for himself down under. He has been...

Kaiser Chiefs

Luna Park’s Friday Night Lunacy

One Night Only

The Cribs

Datarock Interview

Tone it Down Under

Playing with Fires

Biffy Clyro

Root with a view

The Streets

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Why We're a Brit Crap

Why We're a Brit Crap

TENNIS: We've tip-toed around the question for years, muttering excuses about bad weather, but it was only a matter of time before someone asked the glaringly obvious. Why the bojangles are Brits so shit...

Is this cheating?

Is this cheating?

GOLF: Looks like Tiger Woods isn't the only famous Yank golfer who's been caught cheating. Phil ‘dodgy clubs' Mickelson will no longer be able to use his controversial 20-year-old wedge, from April onwards,...

It ain't Ferd

WHILE the idea of a footballer shagging around has left most of the nation in a state of disbelieving shock, there's been the small matter of who replaces John Terry as England captain. And although we...

Bridge gets in troubled waters

WHILE Australia might shit all over us at most sports, they aren't even in the same league as us Brits when it comes to coming up with amusing crowd chants. The generic "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie" is the...

Wales meet again

THERE seems to be some confusion over England's Euro 2012 Qualifying Group. After being drawn with Wales, Switzerland, Bulgaria and Montenegro, Fabio Capello thinks it's one of the two toughest groups,...

How Much Is That Donkey (Emile) In The Window?

Messi clean up

33 is the magic number

Barnes goes R-wandering

Scotch on the rocks

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Sydney Bars, Pubs & Clubs

Sydney Bars, Pubs & Clubs

Sydney's bars, pubs and clubs have something for everyone - whether you want to enjoy a beer in one of the many local inner city pubs, watch sport in one of the bustling city bars, or dance the night...

Melbourne Pubs, Bars and Clubs

Melbourne Pubs, Bars and Clubs

Turf Bar 131 Queen Street (corner of Bourke Street) Melbourne CBD Ph: 03 9670 1271 Turf Bar is In the heart of cosmopolitan Melbourne - enjoy a prime quality chargrill steak, delicious pizza...

Cairns Bars, Pubs and Clubs

Gilligans 57-89 Grafton Street Cairns Toll Free: 1800 556 995 Telephone: +61 7 4041 6566 Email: reservations@gilligans.com.au Gilligan's doubles up as not only the best backpackers in...

Perth & WA Bars, Pubs & Clubs

Rosie O'Grady's - Northbridge Corner of James and Milligan Street Northbridge Perth Ph: 08 9328 1488   Located in the heart of Perth's entertainment district, Rosie's is a very popular pub...

Gold Coast - Surfers Paradise & Collangatta

SHOOTERS LOUNGE BAR & NIGHTCLUB is an electrifying venue & premier destination for after dark entertainment offering any after dark entertainment lover an extensive dance floor, state of the...

Gilligans Cairns

Scary Canary

RnB Superclub

Paddy Maguires - Haymarket, Sydney

P.J.O'Brien's - Sydney

Scruffy Murphy's

The Warren View Hotel

Cruise Bar

Dome Bar & Lounge

The Gaff

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Australian Travel

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Changes to General Skilled Migration Program

Changes to General Skilled Migration (GSM) Program 8 February 2010 by Mark Webster, Acacia Immigration Australia, 8 February 2010 The Australian Minister for Immigration today announced significant...

New Skilled Occupations List (SOL)

New Skilled Occupations List (SOL) A new Skilled Occupations List (SOL) is to be introduced by mid 2010. The list will be compiled by Skills Australia, an independent body which has been set up by the...

Changes to General Skilled Migration

Last Minute Changes to General Skilled Migration to Affect both Onshore and Offshore Applicants from 1 January 2010 by Mark Webster, Acacia Immigration Australia, 17 December 2009 Legislation has been...

Useful Visa Information - Australia

"BRITS FLOCK TO START A NEW LIFE IN AUSTRALIA" - November 27th, 2009 Sydney Morning Herald. - The Article included new statistics showing the number of people leaving Britain has soared to a record...

Australian Citizenship

Australian Citizenship - Special Residence Requirement Introduced Effective 21 September, the Australian Department of Immigration has introduced the ability for certain people to apply for Australian...

Getting your Australian Permanent Residency - Part Two

Getting Permanent Residency in Australia - Part One

Changes to 457 Program - 14th September 2009

Visa News

Perth

Coral Bay

Cairns

Changes to the Migration Occupations in Demands List

Kununurra

Migration Consultants and Immigration Lawyers Australia

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Darwin & NT Backpackers Hostels

Darwin & NT Backpackers Hostels

BACKPACKING around the Northern Territory is a unique experience relished by many travellers. Whether you're in Darwin or beyond you're spoilt for choice when it comes to backpacking hostels and accommodation...

Perth & WA Backpacker Hostels

Perth & WA Backpacker Hostels

BACKPACKING around Western Australia is a unique experience often looked over by many travellers. Whether you're in Perth, Fremantle, Margaret River, Broome or Exmouth you're spoilt for choice when it...

Adelaide and SA Backpacker Hostels

BACKPACKING around South Australia is a highlight of any Australian Experience. Whether you're Travelling the Great Ocean Road, enjoying Adelaide or experiencing Kangaroo Island, there is plenty of choice...

Queensland Backpacker Hostels

Click on the links below to find out more about backpacker hostels and other accommodation in Brisbane, Gold Coast, Cairns and the other major destinations across Queensland. Interactive maps let you...

Melbourne and Victoria Backpacker Hostels

BACKPACKING around Victoria is a highlight of any Australian Experience. Whether you're in vibrant Melbourne or travelling the Great Ocean Road there is plenty of choice when it comes to backpacker...

Backpacker Hostels and other accommodation in New Zealand

Backpacker Hostels Australia

Cairns Sharehouse

Hairy Berry

Habitat HQ

Uprising Beach Resort

Backpacker Hostels and other Accommodation in Fiji

NSW & Sydney Backpacker Hostels

Absolute Backpackers

Global Backpackers