Norman Jay MBE
IF you haven't heard of NORMAN JAY MBE, chances are you will very soon. Releasing his first widely distributed double CD in Australia, Norman is eager to make a name for himself down under. He has been called one of the finest ...
Friday, 20 November 2009
LeoTHERE'S something smelly about the dairy section.Unknown to the general public, some of the hormones injected in cows for the increase in milk production boosts their sexual needs.As promiscuous cows fuck incessantly in the fields, the herpes... Read more...
Tuesday, 17 November 2009
Dear Crystal,I HAVE been having hip problems lately, and I can't decide whether it's from running or another hobby I have. You see, in my free time I have this toy... well it's actually a human-sized stuffed animal, and it, well, keeps me company at... Read more...
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No-Oasis
WE don't know about you, but whenever we hear Americans talking about ‘roasting' someone, we get a very different mental image to the one they're trying to create. In film terms, we're not thinking...
That's why mum's gone to Poundland
IF EVER you need to feel better about your own life, take a look as Kerry Katona's. Honestly, it'll give you more pep than prozac. The bankrupt crack-head received a final lump sum of £140,000 from...
Crash Test Dolly
PUSSYCAT Doll fitty Nicole Scherzinger and the bloke who's only famous because he used to drive a fast car, Lewis Hamilton, have split up. With Lewis fading fast from the limelight, we knew it would only...
A Who-ge Sigh Of Relief For The Doctor
THE new Doctor Who bloke, Matt Smith, has already made himself unpopular with a specific group of pasty-faced fans after coming out with the funniest line in the show's history. Smith, who has taken over...
On Me Head (Simp) Son
DESPITE previously offering guest star roles to Larry Hagman, Gary Busey and George Takei, The Simpsons apparently turned down David Beckham for a role on the show - because he wasn't famous enough. Seeing...
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The RZA of Oz
RAPPER, award-winning music producer, actor, author, director; it's fair to say The RZA is a busy man. Yet somehow, BBM writer Listening to the dark Wu-Tang beats, deciphering The Gravediggaz morbid...
Kaiser Chiefs
WE only spoke to the Kaiser Chiefs a few months ago so we were wondering what we should talk about this time when the answer hit us - crap football again. Kaisers drummer and songwriter NICK HODGSON talks...
Luna Park’s Friday Night Lunacy
WHERE'S the best place in Sydney to really unwind on a Friday night? It has to be Luna Park's Friday Night Lunacy, where just $30 gets you a Go Wild Unlimited Rides Pass. A Go Wild Pass is normally $45...
One Night Only
THE tale of Danny Tenaglia's love affair with music, and the world's subsequent romance with him, is one of the critical veins in the body of dance music. He is every dancer's secret discovery; a random...
The Cribs
THROUGHOUT the past decade, the UK's music press cried out for a return to indie music's golden days of the mid 90s. The championing of average bands ushered through a flaccid scene built around overblown...
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Bridge gets in troubled waters
WHILE Australia might shit all over us at most sports, they aren't even in the same league as us Brits when it comes to coming up with amusing crowd chants. The generic "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie" is the...
Wales meet again
THERE seems to be some confusion over England's Euro 2012 Qualifying Group. After being drawn with Wales, Switzerland, Bulgaria and Montenegro, Fabio Capello thinks it's one of the two toughest groups,...
How Much Is That Donkey (Emile) In The Window?
IT'S transfer window time, people, which can only mean one thing - inflated prices for shit players because teams are desperate for cover of their injured minions. In other words, it's harvest time for...
Messi clean up
LIONEL Messi has got his cock out, pushed Cristiano Ronaldo to the floor and then taken a big piss on his face. Metaphorically speaking anyway. Messi has been crowned European Footballer of the Year by...
33 is the magic number
TEACHEROUS FIFA top dog Sepp Blatter has revealed that the Irish FA requested that the World Cup be expanded to "turty-tree" teams next year after Thierry ‘Wing Attack' Henry picked up the ball, span...
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Sydney bars, pubs & clubs
Sydney's bars, pubs and clubs have something for everyone - whether you want to enjoy a beer in one of the many local inner city pubs, watch sport in one of the bustling city bars, or dance the night...
Melbourne Pubs, Bars and Clubs
Turf Bar 131 Queen Street (corner of Bourke Street) Melbourne CBD Ph: 03 9670 1271 Turf Bar is In the heart of cosmopolitan Melbourne - enjoy a prime quality chargrill steak, delicious pizza...
Cairns bars, pubs and clubs
Gilligans 57-89 Grafton Street Cairns Toll Free: 1800 556 995 Telephone: +61 7 4041 6566 Email: reservations@gilligans.com.au Gilligan's doubles up as not only the best backpackers in...
Perth & Western Australia bars, pubs & clubs
Rosie O'Grady's - Northbridge Corner of James and Milligan Street Northbridge Perth Ph: 08 9328 1488 Located in the heart of Perth's entertainment district, Rosie's is a very popular pub...
Gold Coast - Surfers Paradise & Collangatta
SHOOTERS LOUNGE BAR & NIGHTCLUB is an electrifying venue & premier destination for after dark entertainment offering any after dark entertainment lover an extensive dance floor, state of the...
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Changes to General Skilled Migration
Last Minute Changes to General Skilled Migration to Affect both Onshore and Offshore Applicants from 1 January 2010 by Mark Webster, Acacia Immigration Australia, 17 December 2009 Legislation has been...
Useful Visa Information - Australia
"BRITS FLOCK TO START A NEW LIFE IN AUSTRALIA" - November 27th, 2009 Sydney Morning Herald. - The Article included new statistics showing the number of people leaving Britain has soared to a record...
Australian Citizenship
Australian Citizenship - Special Residence Requirement Introduced Effective 21 September, the Australian Department of Immigration has introduced the ability for certain people to apply for Australian...
Getting your Australian Permanent Residency - Part Two
Getting your PR - A Guide for International Students (Part 2) Skills Assessment Nominated Occupation The first decision you will need to make is which occupation to nominate in your application. You...
Getting Permanent Residency in Australia - Part One
Top 10 Tips for International Students Many international students studying in Australia dream of one day becoming permanent residents and staying on in Australia for good. The most common pathway for...
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Melbourne, Victoria & SA Backpacker Hostels
BACKPACKING around Victoria and South Australia is a highlight of any Australian Experience. Whether you're in vibrant Melbourne, travelling the Great Ocean Road, enjoying Adelaide or experiencing...
Backpacker Hostels Australia
Your guide to Hostels and Accommodation around Australia. Click on the State or Territory to start your search.
Cairns Sharehouse
Cairns Sharehouse offers flexible, fun and friendly accommodation in sharehouses and apartments throughout Cairns. Perfect for working travellers, backpackers and students, this style of accommodation...
Backpacker Hostels and other accommodation in New Zealand
BACKPACKING around New Zealand couldn't be simpler these days with literally hundreds of backpacker hostels to choose from. Whether you're on the more metropolitan North Island or the scenic South...
Hairy Berry
"Feels like home" so come Stay & Play in the Bay... clean, friendly, relaxed,... peaceful & quiet, situated right on the pacific coast highway between Tauranga and Rotorua. We provide a unique...
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