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CRYSTAL BALLS
Friday, 20 November 2009
LeoTHERE'S something smelly about the dairy section.Unknown to the general public, some of the hormones injected in cows for the increase in milk production boosts their sexual needs.As promiscuous cows fuck incessantly in the fields, the herpes... Read more...
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ASK CRYSTAL
Tuesday, 17 November 2009
Dear Crystal,I HAVE been having hip problems lately, and I can't decide whether it's from running or another hobby I have. You see, in my free time I have this toy... well it's actually a human-sized stuffed animal, and it, well, keeps me company at... Read more...
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Lindsay takes it up the Ronson

Lindsay takes it up the Ronson

WITH Valentine's Day just around the corner, nothing gets a man's attention more than those three simple words - lesbian cat fight. Not since Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson split up have we used the phrase...

You're Avan a laugh

You're Avan a laugh

WHENEVER we're having a hard time or feel angry about anything, we say to ourselves: "What would JC do?" We're talking, of course, about James Cameron, but alas our attempts at making total dogshit movie...

Kesha signs off

FOLLOWING in the footsteps of Katy Perry and Lady Gaga, pop's latest one-woman marketing campaign , Ke$ha, has done something outrageous, but not really that outrageous, (like kissing a girl or wearing...

He's there day and Knightley

POP quiz hot-shot. If you see someone standing outside a theatre waiting to catch a glimpse of their favourite star are they more likely to be either: a) a die-hard fan keen to show support to their chosen...

No-Oasis

WE don't know about you, but whenever we hear Americans talking about ‘roasting' someone, we get a very different mental image to the one they're trying to create. In film terms, we're not thinking...

That's why mum's gone to Poundland

Crash Test Dolly

A Who-ge Sigh Of Relief For The Doctor

On Me Head (Simp) Son

Beauty and the Beast

Sherlock Homo

An Eminem's addiction

Reid all about her in Playboy

Can't see the Woods for the sleaze

Becks gets stuffed

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Celebrity Interviews

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Norman Jay MBE

IF you haven't heard of NORMAN JAY MBE, chances are you will very soon. Releasing his first widely distributed double CD in Australia, Norman is eager to make a name for himself down under. He has been...

Kaiser Chiefs

Kaiser Chiefs

WE only spoke to the Kaiser Chiefs a few months ago so we were wondering what we should talk about this time when the answer hit us - crap football again. Kaisers drummer and songwriter NICK HODGSON talks...

Luna Park’s Friday Night Lunacy

WHERE'S the best place in Sydney to really unwind on a Friday night? It has to be Luna Park's Friday Night Lunacy, where just $30 gets you a Go Wild Unlimited Rides Pass. A Go Wild Pass is normally $45...

One Night Only

THE tale of Danny Tenaglia's love affair with music, and the world's subsequent romance with him, is one of the critical veins in the body of dance music. He is every dancer's secret discovery; a random...

The Cribs

THROUGHOUT the past decade, the UK's music press cried out for a return to indie music's golden days of the mid 90s. The championing of average bands ushered through a flaccid scene built around overblown...

Datarock Interview

Tone it Down Under

Playing with Fires

Biffy Clyro

Root with a view

The Streets

Sneaky Sound System

Jeff Green

Maximo Park

The Butterfly Effect

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It ain't Ferd

It ain't Ferd

WHILE the idea of a footballer shagging around has left most of the nation in a state of disbelieving shock, there's been the small matter of who replaces John Terry as England captain. And although we...

Bridge gets in troubled waters

Bridge gets in troubled waters

WHILE Australia might shit all over us at most sports, they aren't even in the same league as us Brits when it comes to coming up with amusing crowd chants. The generic "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie" is the...

Wales meet again

THERE seems to be some confusion over England's Euro 2012 Qualifying Group. After being drawn with Wales, Switzerland, Bulgaria and Montenegro, Fabio Capello thinks it's one of the two toughest groups,...

How Much Is That Donkey (Emile) In The Window?

IT'S transfer window time, people, which can only mean one thing - inflated prices for shit players because teams are desperate for cover of their injured minions. In other words, it's harvest time for...

Messi clean up

LIONEL Messi has got his cock out, pushed Cristiano Ronaldo to the floor and then taken a big piss on his face. Metaphorically speaking anyway. Messi has been crowned European Footballer of the Year by...

33 is the magic number

Defoe's Fantastic Five Puts Spurs In Cliché-land

Ferguson Says England Are Shit. Sort Of.

Lampard and van Persie Horsing Around The Treatment Room

Thierry Hand-ry

Thierry Hand-ry

Scotch on the rocks

Suck 'em and see - you in two months

Shocking Crime Scene, Mourilyan

Barnes goes R-wandering

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Sydney Bars, Pubs & Clubs

Sydney Bars, Pubs & Clubs

Sydney's bars, pubs and clubs have something for everyone - whether you want to enjoy a beer in one of the many local inner city pubs, watch sport in one of the bustling city bars, or dance the night...

Melbourne Pubs, Bars and Clubs

Melbourne Pubs, Bars and Clubs

Turf Bar 131 Queen Street (corner of Bourke Street) Melbourne CBD Ph: 03 9670 1271 Turf Bar is In the heart of cosmopolitan Melbourne - enjoy a prime quality chargrill steak, delicious pizza...

Cairns Bars, Pubs and Clubs

Gilligans 57-89 Grafton Street Cairns Toll Free: 1800 556 995 Telephone: +61 7 4041 6566 Email: reservations@gilligans.com.au Gilligan's doubles up as not only the best backpackers in...

Perth & WA Bars, Pubs & Clubs

Rosie O'Grady's - Northbridge Corner of James and Milligan Street Northbridge Perth Ph: 08 9328 1488   Located in the heart of Perth's entertainment district, Rosie's is a very popular pub...

Gold Coast - Surfers Paradise & Collangatta

SHOOTERS LOUNGE BAR & NIGHTCLUB is an electrifying venue & premier destination for after dark entertainment offering any after dark entertainment lover an extensive dance floor, state of the...

Gilligans Cairns

Scary Canary

RnB Superclub

Paddy Maguires - Haymarket, Sydney

P.J.O'Brien's - Sydney

Scruffy Murphy's

The Warren View Hotel

Cruise Bar

Dome Bar & Lounge

The Gaff

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Australian Travel

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Changes to General Skilled Migration Program

Changes to General Skilled Migration (GSM) Program 8 February 2010 by Mark Webster, Acacia Immigration Australia, 8 February 2010 The Australian Minister for Immigration today announced significant...

New Skilled Occupations List (SOL)

New Skilled Occupations List (SOL) A new Skilled Occupations List (SOL) is to be introduced by mid 2010. The list will be compiled by Skills Australia, an independent body which has been set up by the...

Changes to General Skilled Migration

Last Minute Changes to General Skilled Migration to Affect both Onshore and Offshore Applicants from 1 January 2010 by Mark Webster, Acacia Immigration Australia, 17 December 2009 Legislation has been...

Useful Visa Information - Australia

"BRITS FLOCK TO START A NEW LIFE IN AUSTRALIA" - November 27th, 2009 Sydney Morning Herald. - The Article included new statistics showing the number of people leaving Britain has soared to a record...

Australian Citizenship

Australian Citizenship - Special Residence Requirement Introduced Effective 21 September, the Australian Department of Immigration has introduced the ability for certain people to apply for Australian...

Getting your Australian Permanent Residency - Part Two

Getting Permanent Residency in Australia - Part One

Changes to 457 Program - 14th September 2009

Visa News

Perth

Coral Bay

Cairns

Changes to the Migration Occupations in Demands List

Kununurra

Migration Consultants and Immigration Lawyers Australia

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Accommodation Guide

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Darwin & NT Backpackers Hostels

Darwin & NT Backpackers Hostels

BACKPACKING around the Northern Territory is a unique experience relished by many travellers. Whether you're in Darwin or beyond you're spoilt for choice when it comes to backpacking hostels and accommodation...

Perth & WA Backpacker Hostels

Perth & WA Backpacker Hostels

BACKPACKING around Western Australia is a unique experience often looked over by many travellers. Whether you're in Perth, Fremantle, Margaret River, Broome or Exmouth you're spoilt for choice when it...

Adelaide and SA Backpacker Hostels

BACKPACKING around South Australia is a highlight of any Australian Experience. Whether you're Travelling the Great Ocean Road, enjoying Adelaide or experiencing Kangaroo Island, there is plenty of choice...

Queensland Backpacker Hostels

Click on the links below to find out more about backpacker hostels and other accommodation in Brisbane, Gold Coast, Cairns and the other major destinations across Queensland. Interactive maps let you...

Melbourne and Victoria Backpacker Hostels

BACKPACKING around Victoria is a highlight of any Australian Experience. Whether you're in vibrant Melbourne or travelling the Great Ocean Road there is plenty of choice when it comes to backpacker...

Backpacker Hostels and other accommodation in New Zealand

Backpacker Hostels Australia

Cairns Sharehouse

Hairy Berry

Habitat HQ

Uprising Beach Resort

Backpacker Hostels and other Accommodation in Fiji

NSW & Sydney Backpacker Hostels

Absolute Backpackers

Global Backpackers