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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginit
My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't effect our sex life.She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one. Billy, Pattaya
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming a
- Australians NEVER die... they just stay down under! Jim, Perth
- Why do so many Australian men suffer premature ejaculation? Because they have to rush back to the pub to tell their mates what happened! Tim, London
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"Excuse me, any ideas as to what I do with this helmet?"
"Sorry I don't, the entire concept goes over my head." Sarah, Windsor
I hate Auto Correct. I just texted my Nan for Sex tonight by mistake.
I meant 'Tomo
I pointed to two old drunks across the bar from us and told my mate, "That's us in 10 years" He said, "That's a mirror. dickhead." Richard, Darlinghurst
For centuries, men and women have argued over which is more painful:
For my New Year's Resolution, I have decided to only smoke after sex.
If 2009 is anything to go by, I've quit. Nile, St Kilda
New Year's resolution- Date more models.Revised- Date more.Revised again- Get a date.Revised
What did the letter O say to the letter Q?Dude, your dick is hanging out. Jeff, Bondi
My dog has really bad breath. So we tend to skip foreplay. Luke, Greenwich
I don't have any kids, so I just show pictures of my wank so
Kim Jong Il is dead.I can't bereave it. - Joe, London
So Kim Jong-Il is dead. That's the end of his Korea. - Sophie, Bath
Kim Jong-Il's family have requested that, in lieu of flowers, mourners be quiet and remember their
What does a Drug addict with no money and Fernando Torres have in common?They just can't score. - Dave, Balmoral.
Apparently Wi-Fi laptops can damage your sperm.In my experience, not as much as sperm can damage your Wi-Fi
Tip for Man Utd fans: when you're next cooking dinner, remember, some extra thyme's nice but you can't beat Basel. Jack, Newcastle
What do Sybil Fawlty and Alex Ferguson have in common?
They both hate getting fucked by Ba
