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Bungling Burglars Catch Themselves On CCTV |
 It might have been the perfect crime, if it weren't for one of the gang providing the damning evidence to convict them all.
Craig Rayner, Ben Cooper, Steven Franks and Benjamin Turnbull were seen getting out of a Peugeot at 11.40am wearing gloves with the looted jewellery from their raid that night in Armley, Leeds, West Yorkshire.
The key witness? Rayners own home CCTV security system.
Judge Geoffrey Marson QC said: "They were no doubt on their way to sell the loot when the police stopped them." Officers found the footage which also showed them leaving earlier the same morning to complete the job in North Yorkshire.
Between them, the four men had a long list of previous offences including burglary, violence and car crime. Last September they had targeted a home in Long Marston, taking 3,400-pounds worth of jewellery along with a Nintendo Wii, an iPod, a laptop, binoculars and a camera.
The gang all admitted burglary considering they would be even bigger idiots not to.
Franks (26) also admitted possession of cocaine with intent to supply. He was jailed for four years. Cooper (22) received a two-and-a-half year sentence, Turnbull (22) and Rayner (26) were jailed for two years and three months.
By Lewis Roe
@CrackingAce |
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Child Mistakes Grenade For Easter Egg |
 A British child of three had a narrow escape this Easter weekend when he mistook a WW2 live hand grenade for an Easter egg during an egg hunt.
The child was spotted standing on what looked like an egg, before one of the parents realised what it was. Stuart Moffat rushed 30 children away from the explosive device and a bomb squad was notified and arrived quickly on the scene. Moffatt rushed the 25-30 kids away from the grenade to safety.
Moffatt commented on the eggy happenings, "We were beginning to count up the eggs at the end of the hunt and I saw a boy of three standing on an object. It was brown and about 4 inches high. It looked like an Easter egg, but it was a hand grenade - I was shocked. The boy who was standing on it thought it was a rock."
Honestly, you've got to ask what these kids are learning in nursery. What kind of thicko doesn't know the difference between a grenade and an Easter egg by the age of three. Do they not watch violent cartoons these days?
Lucky it didn't eggsplode eh! (Oh God shoot us know for that one!)
By Goldie Fapsbury
Woman Saves Her Own Life With Telepathy...click HERE
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Chav Mother Blames House Parties On Ghost |
 A chavvy young mother has been evicted from her house after blaming all night, every night parties on a poltergeist.
After a period of upsetting neighbours, Leanne Fennell would play loud music all night. One neighbour commented on the hell raisers antics saying, "She told us a poltergeist would keep switching the music on really loud when she was in bed. Some of the neighbours had a terrible time. There was always bottles and bottles of wine and cider just chucked in the garden. She had at least four huge bonfires to burn some of the rubbish that was in there. Eventually, it went too far and we'd had enough."
The 20-year-old mother was finally brought to justice by magistrates when she was ordered to pay fines of £370 and costs of £500 to Hull city council. Fennell also had her four televisions, four DVD players and a CD player taken away to be destroyed.
So it just shows, if you can't behave and the council will take your toys away.
That reminds us, see that police car you think we pissed on last week, the traffic cones you think we stole and placed upon peoples cars, and that person you thought you saw wondering down the middle of the street with their pants round their ankles whilst singing Rihanna's 'Only Girl In The World' whilst clutching their butt cheeks... it wasn't us, it was a wood nymph.
By Fanny Frangipane
@fannyfrangipane
Lindsay After The Dentist Goes Viral...click HERE
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200 Nude Students Crash Ferry |
 When BBM casts its mind back to the Dover to Calais crossings on educational excursions all we remember is people puking and trying to buy booze without getting caught, but 200 students from Manchester Metropolitan University showed everyone how it's done.
The students decided to run riot upon the P&O ferry, stripping off and dancing on tables whilst on their way to a ski trip in the Alps and trashing the £180 million ferry.
The Sun reports that Captain Steve Johnson described the behaviour of undergraduates from Manchester Metropolitan University and the University of Manchester as "despicable" last night. Commenting on the incident, Captain Birdseye said, "There was dancing on tables and bottles and glasses kicked off tables. Males and females were exposing themselves in generally drunken, loutish behaviour. There were many complaints."
Sounds like a riot to us!
By Fanny Frangipane
@fannyfrangipane
Amanda Bynes DUI Charge...click HERE
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Looking for Young Nude Female Workers |
 And apparently it's nothing to do with sex...
Chris Taylor, head of Nude House runs a business selling software called ‘Move your Mouse' which retails at £2500. Must be some good stuff!
The thing that sets his company apart though, is that it is a haven for naturists. Taylor says that he believes it is rare for naturists to find places that they can work while practising their naked hobby and he is happy to provide that.
A recent ad on Craigslist advertising a job vacancy for web coders however has caught peoples attention.
It asks specifically for young females who are willing to work nude.
Taylor insists that it is all innocent however and not simply a pervy ploy. He makes a point that Nude House is staffed by males and females, who are true naturists and not simply out for sex or voyeurism.
''We have got a number of males and only one female, so we are trying to find more females to balance the numbers. As far as I am aware, there is no other company in the world that offers naturists proper work.
We are trying very hard to identify all the people who are applying just to see naked boys and girls and those who just want to have sex, as naturists don't work that way.''
So if you're one of the millions of unemployed in the UK maybe you can find a place where you can be naked all day long and make £500 for every sale you make! What could be better?
By Lewis Roe
@CrackingAce
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