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UK NEWS

All of the latest funny news, amazing and crazy headlines and stories straight out of the UK.

 

UK NEWS

Driven to debt
Britain's worst ever learner driver has been uncovered in Leicester after failing his test a staggering 92 times... without even getting into a car.The 28-year-old, who has not been named but who we assume is a woman, kee
Get Ahead Of The Games with GetAheadoftheGames.com
Some people are getting excited about the upcoming 2012 London Olympic Games. Others though, are becoming worried about their travel arrangements. With the huge sporting events taking place all over the country will come h
Battle Of The Sexes Round 1: Parking
To all men who love to rub it in that women are dodgy parkers and men are better, you could be proved wrong according to latest statistics. Stats show that women are in fact BETTER at parking than men (gasp!). After all
The Big Freeze: 30th Jan – When It Decides To Get Warm Again
Grab Your Uggs and Thermostats folks, as the Big Freeze is back this week with a massive impact on the British Isles. This is turning into a music festival as The Big Freeze of 2011 caused anarchy to British transport,
Coach Driver Couldn’t Handle A Joke, Let Alone A Coach
You know how it feels when you’re on a school coach journey and you see another coach nearby, you want to shout something like “honk your horn” or “your gay”, or even nowadays they say “you fat bastard!” Co
Oxford Receives Rejection Letter
A University applicant on the road to gaining a place at one of England's most prestigious colleges decided that it wasn't for her and she should let them know. In a style that mimics the usual format and basic template of
Paranormal Activity 10: Princess Di's Revenge?
Oh god, they want to make another Paranormal Activity? Nope, they are performing one. Chinese Tourists have caught footage on camera of what they think could be the ghost of Princess Diana. The footage was taken at a church
Dog Owner Charged. Dog walks Free
A horrific attack happened in Chingford on Saturday as a 6 year old girl had her ear ripped off by a bulldog terrier, and now the dog's owner Gary Hindley has pleaded guilty to assault charges. The dog and its owner Gary Hi
10 Year Old Dealer Charged?
A 10 year old arrested? Oh that's nothing this day and age. He was arrested for farming Cannabis? Ok now attention has been grabbed. A 10 year old got arrested by the police for farming Cannabis in his own house. It is not
UK Government Set to Cut Child Benefit
Recent talks among the countries leading leaders about what to do regarding paying off their overgrown debts have led to discussing cuts in child benefits. The plan is to cut benefits for parents with higher incomes. On th
‘Take Me Out' Prostitution Scandal
Dating game show ‘Take Me Out' hosted by Bolton comic Paddy McGuinness (anyone would think he was Irish) is back. It brings with it sexy men and women (supposedly), humorous banter (apparently) and a fair share of scandal
David Cameron Re-States Commitment to Robbing the Poor to Feed the Rich
British Prime Minister David Cameron has re-stated his commitment to abolishing the 50p rate of tax, despite large returns and heavy opposition from Liberal Democrat MPs within the government coalition, who accuse Cameron o
MP Diane Abbott Causes Uproar Over 'Racist' Comments on Twitter
Diane Abbott, Labour MP for Hackney North and Stoke Newington in London, has found herself in hot water today over comments made on Twitter, in which she said "white people love playing divide and rule." Diane Abbott, seen
Human Remains Found on Royal Sandringham Estate
Police launched an investigation on Monday (2nd January) after human remains were found at the Queen's holiday retreat, Sandringham Estate in Norfolk, East England. The remains were found by a member of the public who stum
Chesterfield Woman Wins Compensation from Sexist Employer
A supplies firm in Chesterfield have come up with an innovative new way to decide who to hire at interviews - choose the one with the biggest tits. Unfortunatly for them, Cathelco's new method has been frowned on by an emp