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Our resident agony aunt-come-psychic is back to advise all you snivelling losers on your problems from shacking up and getting jiggy with farmyard animals to your latest unexplained pimple on your bollock.
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Dear Crystal,
Ever since I was a little girl, I've been fascinated by gorillas. There is something magical and exciting about these magnificent beasts, and I find their immense power combined with such great gentleness dee
Dear Crystal,
I'm trying to make a suit out of human skin but I'm having real trouble trying to get the shoulders right. I've killed and skinned four prostitutes in the last month, but every time I try and flay the shoulde
Dear Crystal,I think I might be gay as I've started to fall in love with my best friend. The problem is, I'm married. My marriage is a very happy one, but for the last couple of years I've found myself more and more attra
Dear Crystal,Jings, crivens and help ma boab! Och Crystal, yuv gawt ta help me. I had one tee many Buckfasts last night and slept with a woman from Glasgee. When I woke up this morning, I had a heed like a haggis and the
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