It takes some balls to admit when you need help, and American man Wesley Warren Jr has finally made a plea for help with his giant testicles.
Wesley Warren (not so) Jr has been diagnosed with scrotal lymphedema – a condition that has made his lymph nodes in his scrotum swell up with watery fluid. Warren has had to resort to wearing a hoody on his legs with the hood supporting his ginormous bollocks in order to get around. Commenting on his rather large downstairs problem the 47-year-old said, “It’s not easy to get around, it makes me stay in most of the time.” Despite surgeons saying the operation will cost $1million, Warren isn’t letting his balls drag him down too much, “…I’m not suicidal. I’m too strong for that.” Good for you Wezza! We’d be proud of our balls if they were that big!
Our childish minds can’t help but leap to visions of Tom Green and the elephant scene in Freddie Got Fingered. We know there’s something terribly wrong with us you don’t need to point it out.