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Eto’o Refuses To Let Cameroon Conspiracy Pass

Eto’o Refuses To Let Cameroon Conspiracy Pass

We all love a good conspiracy theory. Whether it’s the fake moon landings, aliens at Area 51 or Lady Gaga’s secret penis, there’s just something about bonkers ideas based on flimsy evidence that naturally appeals to our sense of paranoia. ...

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Ronaldo Airs His Dirty Laundry

Ronaldo Airs His Dirty Laundry

Want to get in Cristiano Ronaldo’s pants? Gareth Bale does. In the most homoerotic twist to the tale of the world’s two most expensive – and slightly effeminate – players, Ronaldo has revealed half the Real Madrid side have been ...

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Moyes Cocks Up Again

Moyes Cocks Up Again

There’s been controversy at the Ashes as some of the banter has gone too far. Don’t get excited, it’s real tame. Meanwhile, football managers need to consult their PR teams before speaking to the media and contradicting themselves in two ...

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Why Moyes Is A Man United Hater’s Dream

Why Moyes Is A Man United Hater’s Dream

Hmmm, it’s been a while since we awarded the much coveted ‘Prize Prick’ because….well there’s no excuse. Get over it. Our nominee and winner is the wank-stain on the sheets of society; David Moyes. This plonker has no idea what ...

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BBM Predictions – World Cup Playoffs 15/11/13

BBM Predictions – World Cup Playoffs 15/11/13

With no top-flight action this weekend BBM predictions has a distinctly exotic flavour (well as exotic as Ukraine and Romania can get anyway) as we take our psychic skills to the international stage for tonight’s World Cup qualifying play-off first ...

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Footballers’ tweets of the week

Footballers’ tweets of the week

Infamous for their penchant for tweeting inappropriately we take a look into the mind of the footballer… Mesut Ozil After securing a crucial 1-0 win over Arsenal, Man Utd fans were quick to rub it in; hacking Arsenal midfielder, Mesut ...

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England Commission

England Commission

The World Cup 2014 is almost upon us and the usual onslaught of how the English youth are failing has been brought forward from its place after a prerequisite dire showing by England at the tournament. A voluntary commission has ...

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Fantasy Football Update 12/11/13

Fantasy Football Update 12/11/13

Tim Krul | Newcastle United The Dutch goalie was in sicking form over the weekend making a string of saves. Really it was unfair how good he was…but then you remember it was against Spurs. No doubt his confidence will ...

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