A school boy from Texas has written what has been hailed as the best thank you letter ever after a weatherman visited his school.
The boy, named only as Flint, told the local weatherman that he was “more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars.”
Recipient Albert Ramon, who works for local Austin station KVUE tweeted that the letter was genuine, and was sent with 30 others from Flint’s classmates.
This may well be the start of a fulsome creative writing career for Flint, who offered Ramon a personally made, half platinum, half gold, jewel encrusted throne when he “becomes supreme ultra-lord of the universe”
According to Flint, “In case you didn’t know, that’s pretty dang sweet.”
He promised the weatherman, “You will not be a slave, you will live in my 200 storey castle where unicorn servants will feed you doughnuts off their horns.”
Ramon added that the student “obviously stood out,” and web users have already created an artists impression of the praise, which has subsequently gone viral.
By Ella White