It’s great that whilst the rest of the world’s governments worry about financing their countries economic downturns, China’s government use their taxpayers money to create the world’s biggest naan bread.
Yes that’s correct, whilst in London people take to the streets to loot and riot because of the recession, China are happily baking away. Naturally the 2.7 meter wide naan didn’t come cheap to create! Civil servants in Qiemo County, Xinjiang Autonomous Region, China, who decided to use taxpayer’s money to build a huge chopping board that was used to create the bread also employed the services of Naan guru Memeti was aided by his four apprentices and 12 local workers.
Baked in a specially designed over, the naan contained meat dumplings and once cooked was handed out to locals, which we feel was quite an anticlimax after such a gross misuse of taxpayers money. Naturally if we’d been in charge, we’d have scurried out and found the biggest fattest bastard possible and made them eat the whole thing for our own God-damn sick entertainment. BBM doth thrive off the simple things in life after all!