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    Dara O’Briain Quotes and Jokes

    With Dara O’Briain’s Australia tour just around the corner, we take a look at some of the best Dara O’Briain quotes and jokes to get you in the mood. 

    There are three states of legality in Irish law. There is all this stuff which comes under That’s grand, then it moves into Ah now don’t push it, and finally it comes under Right now you’re takin the piss, and that’s when the police come in.

    This is the first time that Irish people go: ‘You’re going to England? Sure it’s full of terrorists. Come to Ireland. We’ve no terrorists. They’re all playwrights now.’

    My iPod holds 3,000 albums. I own, like, 90 albums. My iPod sits at home, sullen, frustrated, and underused, like a wife who gave up her career and the kids turned out to be shite.

    Have you ever watched footage of the destruction caused by hurricanes in America? When a big wind sweeps across America, there isn’t a building left standing. And you can’t help thinking: the Southern states of America must have been built by the first two little piggies.

    On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns.

    If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?

    The game of comedy is all about owning the stage, and from a physical point of view, it’s beneficial that I am a larger man. From my lumbering presence alone, I can’t really help *but* dominate the stage.

    See Dara O’Briain “dominate” the stage during his Australia tour

    SYDNEY – SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE – APRIL 2 & 3

    Book at SOH Box Office 9250 7777 www.sydneyoperahouse.com or Ticketmaster 136 100 www.ticketmaster.com.au

    MELBOURNE  – HAMER HALL  –   TUESDAY 4 APRIL

    Book at Arts Centre Box Office 1300 182 183 .artscentremelbourne.com.au or Ticketmaster 136 100www.ticketmaster.com.au

    PERTH –  RIVERSIDE THEATRE  –  SATURDAY APRIL 8

    Bookings: Ticketek 132 849 or www.tickeek.com.au

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