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    Even More Trump Jokes

     

    When will the madness end? Do the American people realise they have the power to get Trump fired? Who knows… all we know is that whilst the Orange bufoon is in power, he’s a great source of humour, so here’s even more Trump jokes to help us all deal with the situation.

    If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump Card. 

    What does Melania see in Donald Trump? “Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!”

    Donald Trump is flying over New York City.

    He looks out of the window and says to his family, “You know what, I’m gonna throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy!”

    His son looks at him and says, “Dad, why don’t you throw two hundred $5 bills out of the window? Then you can make two hundred people happy.”

    Donald says, “Son, that’s a great idea!”

    His wife turns to him and says, “Donald, why not throw one thousand $1 bills out the window? You could make one thousand people happy!”

    Donald looks at her and says, “Babe, that is a fantastic idea! The best I’ve heard!”

    The pilot turns and looks at Trump and says, “As long as you’re at it, why don’t you throw yourself out of the window and make millions of people happy?”

    Why does the Donald Trump sleep with a potato in his underwear? Because he wants to wake up one day as America’s First Dictator. 

    Donald Trump has announced that now he’s President he’s going to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again.

    What’s the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan? If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up. 

    The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters… So Trump can’t tweet them.

    Why does Trump love the poorly educated? Because they only know their ABCs “Anybody But Clinton”.

    Donald Trump is not a sexual abuser. He’s an alternative romantic.

    I’m not a big fan of Donald Trump, but I’d never denigrate his supporters. If you’re a Trump supporter, denigrate means to put down.

    12 of the best Donald Trump jokes

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