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Road Trip Australia
Day Eighteen
My alarm wakes me up nice and early. Not only do I need to check out of the hostel, but I need to get on the phone and check if...
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FUNNY NEWS
Crack In Skulls
American prat Dante Autullo is as hard as nails. Literally. The nutjob accidentally fired a nail gun into his head last month but, because there was only a small scrath...
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Swearing by America
Uncouth taxi drivers, Italian-Americans asking your girlfriend 'how you doin?', police officers who stab first ask questions later, lollipop ladies who yell 'fuckin jerk-off' to anyone crossing the road.We haven't...
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COMPETITIONS
WIN 3 Nights Accommodation + Day Trips in Melbourne
Thanks to our friends at Hotel Discovery we've got a great opportunity for you to WIN a Discover Melbourne & Beyond Essential Package. Simply visit our Facebook page www.facebook.com/bbmmagazine to...
Dragon Alliance BFF Competition
Are you only good for a good time? Is your calling in life to party, at whichever party, whenever a party calls? Is 1 tequila shot 4 too little? Do...
WIN TICKETS to Australia Day Courtyard Party at the Ivy!
Our good friends at Dance Club are giving you the chance to win a double pass to one of the biggest events on Australia Day: COURTYARD PARTY at the Ivy!...
Travel Australia
Cape Tribulation
Travel Cape Tribulation IF BBM was Captain Cook and our ship had just ran aground off the shores of a new land, the place would probably be called Cape Sonofabitch. Luckily...
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Phillip Island
LOCATED south of Melbourne is a small island known by Aussies and tourists alike for one of its unique features: the penguins. Each day on Phillip Island, thousands of penguins...
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WHAT'S ON in Australia
The Corner Hotel - February Listings
Having been announced for Laneway, get ready for a double dose of fun when GIVERS and Portugal. The Man bring their bright breed of psych-pop to Australia early next year...
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Bob Marley Birthday Bash - 4th Feb
This show will celebrate the 67th birthday of Bob Marley, featuring a night of 100% reggae vibes in honour of the genre's greatest legend. Ras Jahknow, headlining the event, is...
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What's On At The White Horse, Surry Hills
The White Horse, located opposite the park on the main shopping strip of Crown Street, Surry Hills, is a great place to kick your night off before hitting the Sydney...
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JOKES
Jokes 645
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him...
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BBM Jokes 644
My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't effect our sex life.She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one. Billy, Pattaya I want to die peacefully...
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Australia Day Jokes
- Australians NEVER die... they just stay down under! Jim, Perth - Why do so many Australian men suffer premature ejaculation? Because they have to rush back to the pub to...
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BBM Jokes 642
"Excuse me, any ideas as to what I do with this helmet?" "Sorry I don't, the entire concept goes over my head." Sarah, Windsor I hate Auto Correct. I just texted my...
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Jokes 641
I pointed to two old drunks across the bar from us and told my mate, "That's us in 10 years" He said, "That's a mirror. dickhead." Richard, Darlinghurst For centuries, men...
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MUSIC NEWS
What's On Our iPod? 645
We're back this week with the best in new music, and first up is M.I.A's Bad Girls. Back on the scene with upcoming collaborations with Nicki Minaj and Madonna,...
Aleks and The Ramps Australian Tour: March 2012
To celebrate the release of their monumental third album FACTS, Aleks and The Ramps will be hitting the road in March to play 12 dates around the country. Armed with their...
Paul Van Dyk Returns To Australia
Grammy-nominated Paul van Dyk is without question one of the biggest electronic dance music artists in the world today with a rich and legendary history stretching back to the early...
THINGS TO DO
Visit Carlton Breweries
Carlton & United Brewery Tour with Beer TastingAddress: Cnr Thompson & Nelson StreetsAbbotsford, VICPh:(03) 9420 6800Website: www.carltonbrewhouse.com.au Join the Carlton Brewhouse for a fun and interactive behind the scenes tour of...
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Cape Trib Connections
Location: Cairns, QLD Phone: + 61 7 4032 0500 Freecall: 1800 838 757 E-Mail: info@capetribconnections.com Website: www.capetribconnections.com Let Cape Trib Connections whisk you away to the magical destination that is Cape Tribulation - where the rainforest meets the reef. A...
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Sea Kayaking
Another wonderful option to consider while you're in Queensland is Sea Kayaking. Sea Kayaking can help you attain a unique appreciation and perspective for the waters of Queensland. Special Kayaking routes can...
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Jungle Surfing Trip
Sure, you have surfed the beach... but have you surfed the jungle? The unique experience of Jungle Surfing lasts two hours, with over an hour spent up in the rainforest canopy! As...
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Gold Coast Sport
Aside from being one of the coolest places in the Southern Hemisphere, the Gold Coast is home to one of the most rich sports cultures in the world. The Gold Coast harbors...
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INTERVIEWS
Bombay Bicycle Club
BBM's Dani Nortje catches up with Bombay Bicycle Club's Jamie MacColl ahead of their Australian tour in March. With their latest album ‘A Different Kind Of Fix' unleashing a host...
Natalie from BlueKingBrown
Melbourne based Blue King Brown have cemented their place as one of Australia's premier urban acts in recent years. The eight-piece urban roots band, led by the energetic and engaging Natalie...
Rodney Smith aka Roots Manuva
Rodney Smith, better known as Roots Manuva has been producing breakthrough tracks since the 90s, and is famously known for the timeless classic ‘Witness the Fitness.' Not only has Rodders...
WHAT'S ON IN LONDON
February At The Old Blue Last
Check out what's going on down at The Old Blue Last this February. FRIDAY3 FEBRUARYNOT COOL FAREWELL SHOWNot Cool LiveDignan Porch LiveColours LiveSleep All Day Records/Weird Dreams DJWarm Brains DJOut of...
Paul Weller - 17th - 18h Mar
Enjoying a constant creative change and critical acclaim, Paul Weller is playing his new album Sonik Kicks at Roundhouse over two nights. With collaborations with such artists as Noel...
Maverick Sabre + Ms Dynamite – 10th Mar
Maverick Sabre has come a long way since 2008, with his brief stint with the Roundhouse Studios back then and I bet he dreamed of headlining there back then....
TAX AGENTS
AMY Accountants
AMY Accountants Pty Ltd is a national institute of accountant (NIA) public practice. We provide a wide range of services in Taxation; self-managed super funds and business accounting. Our Accountants...
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Backpackers Buddy
Address: Level 1, Chancery Chambers Arcade, 8 Belgrave Street, Manly, Australia Phone: 1300 551 412 Fax: +61 2 9977 6327. Website: www.backpackersbuddy.com.a
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Express Tax Back
Address: level 6 155 Castlereagh StreetSydney NSW 2000 Phone: (02) 9267 3200 Fax: (02) 9267 8553 E-Mail: refund@xtax.com.au Website: www.expresstaxback.com.au This closely guarded system solves the single biggest complaint about...
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