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Dead Indian Guru Presumed Alive By Followers

Dead Indian Guru Presumed Alive By Followers

An Indian guru is close to smashing Jesus Christ’s record for the number of days spent dead before coming back to life. His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj was pronounced clinically dead by doctors in January, but like some twisted version ...

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Man Caught Bonking ATM

Man Caught Bonking ATM

A 49-year-old oddball took an unusual approach to making a bank deposit last month – by having sex with an ATM. Dirty bugger Lonnie Hutton was stopped by police before he could “complete the transaction”, so to speak, but the ...

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Here’s Your Chance To Live Forever

Here’s Your Chance To Live Forever

As competition prizes go, we tip our hat to a consortium of charities who are offering one winner the chance of a shot at immortality. And we don’t mean the kind of “immortality” you get from having kids, or by ...

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Students Find $40,000 Hidden In Couch

Students Find $40,000 Hidden In Couch

Everyone knows that the back of the settee is part treasure trove, part time capsule. The last time BBM stuck our hand down there; we found $5.50 in loose change, the remote control for the DVD player, and a collection ...

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Woman Goes Old School

Woman Goes Old School

BBM loves a bit of sexual role-play as much as the next depraved pervert with a superhero fetish. Some women can take it too far though. One of BBM’s ex-girlfriends got so into her Catwoman role, she insisted on coughing ...

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9 Nude Rihanna Pics

9 Nude Rihanna Pics

Ok, so not completely nude, but my God the girl likes to flash what she’s been given. It’s getting to the point that most women and fat men have seen Rihanna’s tits more than their own. Rihanna recently came under ...

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The Kim Jong-un Makeover

The Kim Jong-un Makeover

It has been reported that male university students in North Korea are now required to get the same Kim Jong-un haircut that we all absolutely love to take the piss of. So, DesignCrowd recruited its army of 170,000 designers to ...

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