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    Up Where The Sword Don’t Shine

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    We’re all familiar with the Arthurian legend of the sword in the stone but the old tales may have had one crucial detail incorrect. And if that’s true, then a proctologist in China may now be the rightful king of England ...

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    Sniffing Out Stolen Dog Online

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    A piece of advice for anyone hoping to sell unusual or easily identifiable stolen items on Craigslist – don’t sell unusual or easily identifiable stolen items on Craigslist. Because, you know, the legal owners might be looking out for it ...

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    Woman Has Liz-Being Sex

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    A brave American woman has spoken of her trauma and torment after being regularly abducted by alien lizardmen in the 80s, forced to have sex with them and then, in a macabre coup de gras, made to stack crates for ...

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    John Bishop’s Funniest Moments

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    Liverpudlian funnyman John Bishop is set to play at Just For Laughs 2015 this October at the Sydney Opera House. To get you in the mood, we’ve complied some of his funniest moments throughout the years. John Bishop On Fridges ...

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    Spider Scare Sparks Smash


    In possibly the biggest overreaction since the last time Cristiano Ronaldo made slight contact with a defender in the penalty area, a woman in the US leapt from a moving car and caused an accident after she spotted a spider ...

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    Selfies More Deadly Than Sharks

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    Bad news for narcissistic social media whores – it seems selfies are now more dangerous than sharks. Kind of. Whether it’s falling off rocks, being electrocuted or tumbling down the steps of the Taj Mahal, more people have died from ...

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