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Win! 28-year-old divorcee and trainee psychopath Paul Gonzalez was a model of restraint as he left his divorce hearing calmly and quietly. Pity he came back and started punching his ex in the face in front of the judge and lawyers. Smooth. In a string of positive choices Gonzalez then refused to be hand-cuffed and was instead tasered- twice. He is now charged with felony battery, domestic violence and resisting arrest. “She started it,” he sobbed. |
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World-renowned for
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