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GeezSometimes it takes the strangest circumstances for someone to discover that they’re Jesus Christ. For BBM it was the realisation that we had a slight attraction to sandals. For American Robert Guitierrez it came while watching an episode of The Jeffersons.
Maybe Jesus was black.
Psychopath Jesus called police to report that Sandra Barrios had drunk herself to death in his apartment. Usually when people drink themselves to death they’re bruised beyond recognition. And it’s rare that they’ve broken 17 ribs and sliced up their own face. But we digress.
When police found a bloody walking stick in the man’s closet and discovered he was a paranoid schizophrenic who thinks he’s Jesus the case was quickly solved.
Just think, had this happened two thousand years ago we’d all be beating people to death with walking sticks. Ah well, them’s the breaks.

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