Ginger Spunk Not Wanted

ron howard Ginger Spunk Not WantedIt’s a sad day for ginger guys as it’s been revealed that ginger jizz is in “little demand”, according to Danish sperm bank, Cryos.

The bank has seen a rise in donors, yet have sadly had to start to limit the amount of ginger man juice they receive, simply because people do not “choose” red heads as potentials donors.

Ole Schou, the company director, said that demand for the ginger gene is “low” everywhere, bar Ireland where it’s “selling like hot cakes.”

“I do not think you choose a redhead, unless the partner – for example, the sterile male – has red hair, or because the lone woman has a preference for redheads,” he said. “And that’s perhaps not so many, especially in the latter case.”

We wonder if that’s why Billie Piper dumped ginger nut Chris Evans.

By David Mahoney
Twitter.com/davidmahoney1

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