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The paddy's are getting hammered

MORE pub violence has been going down on the Emerald Isle as two men ran into a pub armed with a hand gun and a hammer last week. (pictured)

 

Now, where are the Irish getting all these guns from? And whoever’s supplying them with the weapons, stop it you fools! Geez.

 

The pair hoisted around 15,000 euros and whacked one of the bar staff around the head with the hammer before scarpering off to a car with another man waiting for them.

 

The car was later found abandoned in St Anne’s Park. We’re calling for all the priests in Ireland to come forward with anything they may hear during confession.

 

 

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