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Have a good ole chuckle at the best of our jokes and the jokes our readers have sent in each week. Plenty of one liners, long stories, blonde jokes and just pure all out madness!

Kanye Jokes

Kanye Jokes

For all those lucky *ahem* people at Wireless festival in London, Kanye had to perform both dates as Drake pulled a sickie. We say perform but if the angry Tweets from festivalgoers are anything to go by, seems Yeezus did ...

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The 25 Worst Lyrics from Robin Thicke’s ‘PAULA’

The 25 Worst Lyrics from Robin Thicke’s ‘PAULA’

So while we gave the new Robin Thicke ‘PAULA’ album a fairer review than basically everyone else, we couldn’t help but notice that there are some…choice lyrics from old Rob. And by ‘choice’, we mean awful, sexual assault-y, toe-curling drivel. ...

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Rolf Harris Jokes

Rolf Harris Jokes

Now, of course, we are all in agreement that Rolf Harris is a dirty, filthy old rotter. We are absolutely not condoning his actions in any way shape or form, and our deepest condolences to his victims. But these Rolf ...

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Little Timmy Jokes

Little Timmy Jokes

At BBM, we reckon there’s nothing funnier than making fun of a kid that’s a bit stupid with disadvantaged looks. With this in mind, we came up with some jokes all about Little Timmy, his mum’s muff and the unfortunate ...

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Rik Mayall Quotes and Jokes

Rik Mayall Quotes and Jokes

We’re sad to announce that comedian Rik Mayall has died at the age of 56. Rik Mayall was famous for his roles in The Young Ones, and Bottom during the 90s, and more recently took up the role of Captain ...

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Jokes June 2014

Jokes June 2014

To get you through the day, here are some of our favourite jokes for June 2014. You can tell a lot about a person by their car. For example: if it’s in a ditch, it’s a woman. Frank, Fremantle Some ...

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Bob Hoskins Quotes

Bob Hoskins Quotes

In memory of the great Bob Hoskins who passed away on 30th April 2014, we thought we’d take a look at some of his highlights. Bob Hoskins was raised in Finsbury Park, London, and left school with just a single ...

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Have A Cracking Easter!

Have A Cracking Easter!

Q: What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A: Hot cross bunnies! Q: What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water? A: It’s going to take a while to get me hard ...

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Gwyneth Paltrow Jokes & Quotes!

Gwyneth Paltrow Jokes & Quotes!

At BBM we were all truly devastated to hear the news that Gwyneth Paltrow had split from Coldplay front man Chris Martin and to mask our despair we’ve looked at the funny side of it all (there was a lot). ...

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St. Patrick’s Day Jokes

St. Patrick’s Day Jokes

Celebrate today with some cracking St. Patrick’s Day jokes that will sure get you a few laughs from your hammered mates!   “What’s long & green & has a low I.Q.? A: a St. Patrick’s Day Parade” An Irish man ...

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