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Have a good ole chuckle at the best of our jokes and the jokes our readers have sent in each week. Plenty of one liners, long stories, blonde jokes and just pure all out madness!

Have A Cracking Easter!

Have A Cracking Easter!

Q: What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A: Hot cross bunnies! Q: What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water? A: It’s going to take a while to get me hard ...

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Gwyneth Paltrow Jokes & Quotes!

Gwyneth Paltrow Jokes & Quotes!

At BBM we were all truly devastated to hear the news that Gwyneth Paltrow had split from Coldplay front man Chris Martin and to mask our despair we’ve looked at the funny side of it all (there was a lot). ...

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St. Patrick’s Day Jokes

St. Patrick’s Day Jokes

Celebrate today with some cracking St. Patrick’s Day jokes that will sure get you a few laughs from your hammered mates!   “What’s long & green & has a low I.Q.? A: a St. Patrick’s Day Parade” An Irish man ...

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March 2014 Jokes

March 2014 Jokes

In these tough times, we all need a little chuckle to keep us going through the week. These are some of the crackers that we’ve got this month, so make a coffee and take five minutes to yourself to enjoy ...

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UK Flood Jokes

UK Flood Jokes

We’re still seeing the worst of it, with the Thames flooding most of the Thames Valley, and parts of Berkshire, and Somerset flooding causing billions of pounds worth of damage. As people are stranded in Staines, Shepperton, and Teddington, and ...

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Brand New Jokes For February

Brand New Jokes For February

Whether it’s right or wrong, we do it every month, here’s our sickest jokes for February! The local slag told me she’d only have sex if we’re engaged. “Okay, okay,” I said, locking the door on the pub toilet. “Happy ...

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Brand New Funny Jokes for Jan 2014

Brand New Funny Jokes for Jan 2014

What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They’re both a great ride, until someone sees you on one… Brian, Bondi What did the elephant say to the naked man? It’s nice, but can it pick up peanuts? Jo, ...

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Funny Celebrity Tweets Jan 14

Funny Celebrity Tweets Jan 14

Here we help translate the literary treats published by the wonderful celebrities that grace the Twittersphere with their presence… Joey Essex @JoeyEssex_ ‘McDonald’s is lovin it right now from me. Anyone ever tried apple pie, and get a McFlurry and ...

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Miley and Mary Jane

Miley and Mary Jane

Another week, another occasion where Miley shakes her spine until it’s ready to fall off and calls it twerking. It’s getting to the point where she just needs to go away now. Stop, please. Stop it. But no, she’s still ...

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Sick Jokes

Sick Jokes

Here’s our favourite picks from your jokes. Warning: Not for the easily offended…but you’re going to read them anyway aren’t you? What do you call two epileptics in a swimming pool? A Jacuzzi! Jay, Port Lincoln Ever hear about the ...

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