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Have a good ole chuckle at the best of our jokes and the jokes our readers have sent in each week. Plenty of one liners, long stories, blonde jokes and just pure all out madness!

St Patrick’s Day Jokes

st patrick's day

  Because March is all about St Patrick’s Day and we just can’t wait for the celebrations, here are some festive jokes all about our favourite green day from our amazing readers! What’s the difference between God and Bono? God ...

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February Jokes

woman vacuuming

  Because we can’t get through the month without a few laughs, here are our jokes for February, including The Cosby Show, Drake and vacuuming. Quite literally nothing is off limits. My wife was so wasted at a cocktail party and ...

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January Jokes

January Jokes

  “A lesbian walks into a bar and the bartender says, “We have a new liquor in today!” The lesbian says, “That’s great! I’d love to meet her!” Every New Year’s I have the same question, “How did I get ...

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Dinner Table Jokes For Christmas Day

Santas

As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked, “And what would you like for Christmas?” The child stared at Santa open mouthed and horrified for a second, then gasped; ‘Didn’t you get my email?’ What do ducks do ...

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Christmas Jokes

December jokes

  With it being December, the month of present-giving and getting trollied on sherry trifle, we thought we’d share our favourite Christmas jokes from some of our readers to spread some festive cheer. Why doesn’t Santa have any children? Because ...

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Funny Jokes For November

november jokes

  Whether you need a laugh during work or are sitting at home browsing the internet, here are our favourite jokes for November. Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing. ...

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Mario Balotelli Jokes

Mario Balotelli Jokes

  With his much criticised move to Liverpool proving to being a gamble the club should not have taken, Mario Balotelli’s form since pulling on the red jersey has called for him to be sold in in the new year once the ...

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Oscar Pistorius Jokes

oscar pistorius

  A café in New Zealand was ridiculed recently after printing a joke about Oscar Pistorius at the bottom of a receipt. The joke read, “Oscar Pistorius was super keen to get a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was ...

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Scottish Independence Jokes

Scotland Referendum Jokes

  As the referendum comes close to a conclusion we at BBM want to shed some light on the more humorous side to the whole debate. So take a minute out of your endless bickering over whether we need the ...

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September Jokes

September Jokes

  Our readers love sending in their favourites jokes and we at BBM love a good laugh even though, some of the context of the jokes we receive are a bit on the dangerous side. But, we’re just as sick ...

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