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    Have a good ole chuckle at the best of our jokes and the jokes our readers have sent in each week. Plenty of one liners, long stories, blonde jokes and just pure all out madness!

    Sepp Blatter Jokes

    sepp blatter

    The corruption surrounding FIFA president, Sepp Blatter, is extremely serious, so obviously there are loads of jokes we can make about it! Here are a few of our favourites… Sepp Blatter – the sound made when the shit hits the ...

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    UK General Election 2015 Jokes

    ed miliband head in hands

    So the votes have been counted, the results are in, and with three party leaders expected to step down, it’s time for some hilarious UK General Election 2015 jokes to make light of it all. It’s what we’re here for. ...

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    St Patrick’s Day Jokes

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      Because March is all about St Patrick’s Day and we just can’t wait for the celebrations, here are some festive jokes all about our favourite green day from our amazing readers! What’s the difference between God and Bono? God ...

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    February Jokes

    woman vacuuming

      Because we can’t get through the month without a few laughs, here are our jokes for February, including The Cosby Show, Drake and vacuuming. Quite literally nothing is off limits. My wife was so wasted at a cocktail party and ...

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    January Jokes

    January Jokes

      “A lesbian walks into a bar and the bartender says, “We have a new liquor in today!” The lesbian says, “That’s great! I’d love to meet her!” Every New Year’s I have the same question, “How did I get ...

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    Dinner Table Jokes For Christmas Day


    As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked, “And what would you like for Christmas?” The child stared at Santa open mouthed and horrified for a second, then gasped; ‘Didn’t you get my email?’ What do ducks do ...

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    Christmas Jokes

    December jokes

      With it being December, the month of present-giving and getting trollied on sherry trifle, we thought we’d share our favourite Christmas jokes from some of our readers to spread some festive cheer. Why doesn’t Santa have any children? Because ...

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    Funny Jokes For November

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      Whether you need a laugh during work or are sitting at home browsing the internet, here are our favourite jokes for November. Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing. ...

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