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Have a good ole chuckle at the best of our jokes and the jokes our readers have sent in each week. Plenty of one liners, long stories, blonde jokes and just pure all out madness!

Cilla Black Jokes

cilla black

Ahh, our dear Cilla. For those old enough to remember the war, she was a global pop star. For those of us with a few more years left in us, she was the host of ’90s dating show, Blind Date. ...

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Sepp Blatter Jokes

sepp blatter

The corruption surrounding FIFA president, Sepp Blatter, is extremely serious, so obviously there are loads of jokes we can make about it! Here are a few of our favourites… Sepp Blatter – the sound made when the shit hits the ...

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UK General Election 2015 Jokes

ed miliband head in hands

So the votes have been counted, the results are in, and with three party leaders expected to step down, it’s time for some hilarious UK General Election 2015 jokes to make light of it all. It’s what we’re here for. ...

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St Patrick’s Day Jokes

st patrick's day

  Because March is all about St Patrick’s Day and we just can’t wait for the celebrations, here are some festive jokes all about our favourite green day from our amazing readers! What’s the difference between God and Bono? God ...

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February Jokes

woman vacuuming

  Because we can’t get through the month without a few laughs, here are our jokes for February, including The Cosby Show, Drake and vacuuming. Quite literally nothing is off limits. My wife was so wasted at a cocktail party and ...

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January Jokes

January Jokes

  “A lesbian walks into a bar and the bartender says, “We have a new liquor in today!” The lesbian says, “That’s great! I’d love to meet her!” Every New Year’s I have the same question, “How did I get ...

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Dinner Table Jokes For Christmas Day


As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked, “And what would you like for Christmas?” The child stared at Santa open mouthed and horrified for a second, then gasped; ‘Didn’t you get my email?’ What do ducks do ...

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Christmas Jokes

December jokes

  With it being December, the month of present-giving and getting trollied on sherry trifle, we thought we’d share our favourite Christmas jokes from some of our readers to spread some festive cheer. Why doesn’t Santa have any children? Because ...

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