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    Have a good ole chuckle at the best of our jokes and the jokes our readers have sent in each week. Plenty of one liners, long stories, blonde jokes and just pure all out madness!

    Halloween 2015 Jokes

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    It’s that time of year again;  fancy dress shops make a killing, kids need an extra visit to the dentist and everyone looks a little worse for wear. Yes, chaps, we’re talking Halloween, and in the spirit of the not-so-festive ...

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    5p Plastic Bag Jokes

    man with supermarket bags

    The Plastic Bag Tax across England begun on 5th October and chaos commenced pretty quickly. To calm everyone down and make light of the damn situation, here are some plastic bag jokes. Enjoy! Plastic bags are worth 5p? I could ...

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    iPhone 6S Jokes

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    It’s been a few weeks since yet another iPhone was thrust into our lives and the jokes just keep on coming. Here are the best ones we’ve discovered since the iPhone 6S was released. My mate was telling me about ...

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    The Best Jokes In September 2015

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    Whether you’re in the UK and saying goodbye to summer or residing in Australia and longing for it to properly begin, we’re all in need of a good laugh, so here are the best jokes in September for your amusement! ...

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    Cilla Black Jokes

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    Ahh, our dear Cilla. For those old enough to remember the war, she was a global pop star. For those of us with a few more years left in us, she was the host of ’90s dating show, Blind Date. ...

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    Sepp Blatter Jokes

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    The corruption surrounding FIFA president, Sepp Blatter, is extremely serious, so obviously there are loads of jokes we can make about it! Here are a few of our favourites… Sepp Blatter – the sound made when the shit hits the ...

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    UK General Election 2015 Jokes

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    So the votes have been counted, the results are in, and with three party leaders expected to step down, it’s time for some hilarious UK General Election 2015 jokes to make light of it all. It’s what we’re here for. ...

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