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Oscar Pistorius Jokes

oscar pistoriusWe know we shouldn’t…but we did anyway.

New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend’s murder.


Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don’t try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius.

She didn’t notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.

First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes “Don’t Do It”

Oscar Pistorius has murdered his girlfriend.

Proof that even a man with no legs has a better shot than Fernando Torres.

New evidence claims Pistorious was legless when comitting the crime, but court still sure athlete has no leg to stand on.

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