Mexican, Englishman, American A Mexican, Englishman, and an American are in a bar having drinks. When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says,
Woman: Whoever can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ in a creative sentence can date me for tonight.
Englishman: I love liver and cheese!
Woman: That’s not good enough!
American: I hate liver and cheese!
Woman: That’s not creative!
Mexican: Liver alone, cheese mine! Paul, Gloucester
Q: What is a lions favourite cheese?
A: Roar-quefort! Sam, Amtsterdam
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A: Quarter-pounder with cheese Jessica, LA
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho Cheese! Mary, Paddington
I camembert the rest! Steve, Byron Bay
Q:Which annoying Canadian cheese had a hit with ‘Baby’?
A: Justin Brie-ber Mike, NT
Q: What cheese should you use to hide a horse?
A:Mascarpone Sarah, Koh PhiPhi
Hope you feel feta soon, chill for a while and take in the bries. Phil, Adelaide
Q: Who did the cheesy Bible start with?
A: Edam and Eve. God
I tend to like cheesey music, especially R’n’Brie Ilona, Camden
Q: Why did the cheese lose a fight with a stone?
A: Because the roquefort back Jemma, Paddington
Q: Which is the Richest Cheese in the world?
A: Paris Stilton Juan, St Kilda
Just seen Rihanna in pizza hut asking for mozerella ella ella ella Tamy, Manley
Q: Why can’t you make clothes out of cheese?
A: Because fromage frays! John, Bondi Junction
Someone threw a block of cheese at me today. So I turned round and yelled,
“Oh! That’s mature!” Zara, Perth
Q: What kind of cheese is made backwards?
A: Edam Nacho, Miami