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    Really Funny Cheese Jokes

    Cheesy willyMexican, Englishman, American A Mexican, Englishman, and an American are in a bar having drinks. When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says,
    Woman: Whoever can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ in a creative sentence can date me for tonight.
    Englishman: I love liver and cheese!
    Woman: That’s not good enough!
    American: I hate liver and cheese!
    Woman: That’s not creative!
    Mexican: Liver alone, cheese mine!  Paul, Gloucester

    Q: What is a lions favourite cheese?
    A: Roar-quefort!  Sam, Amtsterdam

    Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
    A: Quarter-pounder with cheese  Jessica, LA

    Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
    A: Nacho Cheese!  Mary, Paddington

    I camembert the rest!  Steve, Byron Bay

    MakinBacon

    Q:Which annoying Canadian cheese had a hit with ‘Baby’?
    A: Justin Brie-ber Mike, NT

    Q: What cheese should you use to hide a horse?
    A:Mascarpone  Sarah, Koh PhiPhi

    Hope you feel feta soon, chill for a while and take in the bries.  Phil, Adelaide

    Q: Who did the cheesy Bible start with?
    A: Edam and Eve.  God

    I tend to like cheesey music, especially R’n’Brie  Ilona, Camden

    Q: Why did the cheese lose a fight with a stone?
    A: Because the roquefort back  Jemma, Paddington

    Q: Which is the Richest Cheese in the world?
    A: Paris Stilton  Juan, St Kilda

    Just seen Rihanna in pizza hut asking for mozerella ella ella ella  Tamy, Manley

    Awesome cheese

    Q: Why can’t you make clothes out of cheese?
    A: Because fromage frays!  John, Bondi Junction

    Someone threw a block of cheese at me today. So I turned round and yelled,
    “Oh! That’s mature!”  Zara, Perth

    Q: What kind of cheese is made backwards?
    A: Edam  Nacho, Miami

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