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Really Funny Cheese Jokes

Cheesy willyMexican, Englishman, American A Mexican, Englishman, and an American are in a bar having drinks. When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says,
Woman: Whoever can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ in a creative sentence can date me for tonight.
Englishman: I love liver and cheese!
Woman: That’s not good enough!
American: I hate liver and cheese!
Woman: That’s not creative!
Mexican: Liver alone, cheese mine!  Paul, Gloucester

Q: What is a lions favourite cheese?
A: Roar-quefort!  Sam, Amtsterdam

Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A: Quarter-pounder with cheese  Jessica, LA

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho Cheese!  Mary, Paddington

I camembert the rest!  Steve, Byron Bay


Q:Which annoying Canadian cheese had a hit with ‘Baby’?
A: Justin Brie-ber Mike, NT

Q: What cheese should you use to hide a horse?
A:Mascarpone  Sarah, Koh PhiPhi

Hope you feel feta soon, chill for a while and take in the bries.  Phil, Adelaide

Q: Who did the cheesy Bible start with?
A: Edam and Eve.  God

I tend to like cheesey music, especially R’n’Brie  Ilona, Camden

Q: Why did the cheese lose a fight with a stone?
A: Because the roquefort back  Jemma, Paddington

Q: Which is the Richest Cheese in the world?
A: Paris Stilton  Juan, St Kilda

Just seen Rihanna in pizza hut asking for mozerella ella ella ella  Tamy, Manley

Awesome cheese

Q: Why can’t you make clothes out of cheese?
A: Because fromage frays!  John, Bondi Junction

Someone threw a block of cheese at me today. So I turned round and yelled,
“Oh! That’s mature!”  Zara, Perth

Q: What kind of cheese is made backwards?
A: Edam  Nacho, Miami


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