This week’s Most Intelligent American Award goes to a Milwaukee Brewers fan known as Robin.
In a desperate attempt to win the heart of Brewers star player Ryan Braun, Robin arrived at a recent baseball game holding a sign saying “Marry Me Ryan!”
The shamelessly optimistic redneck obviously thought she had a chance with the man worth $105 million a season and so included her cell phone number on the banner.
After the sign was shown on national television Robin received hundreds of calls and was eventually so harassed she had to turn off her phone. The number has now been removed from footage to save the desperate bitch from embarrassment.
Just in case you were wondering the number is 414 241 9343.