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Photo of a WindowWHEN BBM forgets their keys we do the sensible thing and sleep on the floor of the bar.

No such luck for 44-year-old Esther Kline who was found stuck in the window of her basement.

Oh yeah, she was dead.

Husband David Kline was away on business and came home to find his fat wife wedged and not breathing.

Firefighters removed the body and she was pronounced dead.

Police assume the woman had locked herself out of the house and was trying to find a way in. BBM assumes there was a piece of pizza just out of reach on the basement floor. But, you know, each to their own.

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