Over to America, yet again. A teacher is in a bit of strife after she sent a child home with his progress report stapled to his shirt.
His mother claims he was humiliated and teased and if she wasn’t a lonely, poor, attention-seeking housewife she would sue. Boo Hoo.
Back in BBM’s day we were caned, whipped and made to sit with our nose up against the wall. And that’s if we were good.
Kids these days just don’t know how good they’ve got it. Shagging teachers left, right and (most popularly) centre, porn stars teaching science, getting high at school excursions, mass murders on campus… Wait, what was the point we were making?