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Naked Pagan Men Burn Their Negative Vibes |
 When Aftab Mughal (21) needed some advice, he went to Terence Williams (51) who gave him the sound age old advice that they needed to get naked, dance and almost burn down the building that they were in.
As part of a Wiccan ceremony, the men from The Meadows, Nottingham lit newspapers in order to burn away ‘negative vibes'.
When a neighbour saw smoke pouring from the property he climbed on to his roof only to see the strange ritual inside. After trying and failing to get their attention by knocking at their window, he dialled for the emergency services and told how he saw the flames licking up around their ankles.
Firefighters came to their rescue, and removed them from the building after they tried to run away and complete their ritual. The men still refused to cover themselves up when they were given blankets outside, surprised that anyone had come for them at all. The men were presented with more negative vibes when they were arrested and charged with arson.
Williams described the ceremony as a Wiccan ceremony, designed to cleanse their souls and believed he had everything under control. Mughal from Bestwood Park, Nottingham a former biotechnology student said he was simply following instructions.
Nottingham Crown Court heard the pair had been burning white sage leaves and a candle as they meditated and that Terence Williams suggested both their clothes should be burnt to enhance the ritual they were undertaking.
The court learned that there had been three different fires in the flat and that there were two gas canisters in a cupboard, which were a potential threat had the fire grown further.
Both men pleaded guilty to arson and the judge, Recorder Jason MacAdam, told them "this fire was caused through stupidity rather than malice."
He gave each man a 12-month community order, with 120 hours of unpaid work.
By Lewis Roe
@CrackingAce
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Randy Doctors Wonderbra Manoeuvre |
 Dr Stephen Graham (54) has been caught a number of times taking advantage of his most trusted position.
Usually you assume doctors are bored of peoples fun bits having seen every shape and size and dealing with them from day to day. Seems though that childish giggles from boobies and voovoos aren't lost on all of them.
Dr Graham, a consultant anaesthetist, is alleged to have touched at three women inappropriately while they were sedated at the James Cook University Hospital in Middlesborough, while having a good stare at a number of others.
In one case, he moved apart a patients legs and took out a torch so that he could get a better view. At another time, he held a womans breast while listening to her heartbeat with a stethoscope .
The one that has stuck in his colleagues minds is his ‘Wonderbra Manoeuvre'.
When a sedated patient was placed on a special Montreal Mattress, designed with a cut out section so females laying on their fronts would not have pressure on their chests, he took one boob in each hand and pushed them together to form a cleavage.
Another time he held one patients breast in one hand and her ribs on the other side, pushed them together and had a look to see if her boobs were straight.
Nurse Karen Dawson said "There was absolutely no clinical need for that action to be undertaken".
Of course this is the sort of thing we would all do if given the chance to play doctors and nurses, but if it is your actual job in real life, and not just a sexual role play, you're expected to be a little more professional!
Dr Graham denies misconduct.
By Lewis Roe
@CrackingAce
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Karen Matthews To Appear On Jeremy Kyle |
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 Is Karen Matthews for real? After making worldwide headlines for staging the kidnap of her nine-year-old daughter, we’d pretty much made up our minds that the mother of seven was a scumbag.
Uproar then ensued as she was released from jail after four year, serving only half of her sentence. And what’s the first thing Matthews does when she’s let into the big wide world? Requests a lie detector test on the Jeremy Kyle show in an attempt to ‘clear her name’.
Well. If that’s not a way to change the nation’s opinion of you… We at BBM are no experts, but we’re pretty sure that a daytime TV lie detector is not quite as trustworthy as a court of law. The tests, which are popular amongst daytime TV guests, are, surprisingly, not admissible as evidence in court. But Karen wants one anyway.
It’s a world that us with the luxury of jobs and brain cells struggle to fathom. Amid rumours that Matthews has dieted and dyed her hair on top of being relocated under witness protection, the obvious thing to do would be to appear on a show viewed by millions which is notorious for making a fool of it’s guests, right?
Although the sight of her pikey face makes us long for the days of capital punishment, this is a TV moment that, for entertainment's sake, could prove hard to miss.
By Ella White
@ellaflo_xo
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Bungling Burglars Catch Themselves On CCTV |
 It might have been the perfect crime, if it weren't for one of the gang providing the damning evidence to convict them all.
Craig Rayner, Ben Cooper, Steven Franks and Benjamin Turnbull were seen getting out of a Peugeot at 11.40am wearing gloves with the looted jewellery from their raid that night in Armley, Leeds, West Yorkshire.
The key witness? Rayners own home CCTV security system.
Judge Geoffrey Marson QC said: "They were no doubt on their way to sell the loot when the police stopped them." Officers found the footage which also showed them leaving earlier the same morning to complete the job in North Yorkshire.
Between them, the four men had a long list of previous offences including burglary, violence and car crime. Last September they had targeted a home in Long Marston, taking 3,400-pounds worth of jewellery along with a Nintendo Wii, an iPod, a laptop, binoculars and a camera.
The gang all admitted burglary considering they would be even bigger idiots not to.
Franks (26) also admitted possession of cocaine with intent to supply. He was jailed for four years. Cooper (22) received a two-and-a-half year sentence, Turnbull (22) and Rayner (26) were jailed for two years and three months.
By Lewis Roe
@CrackingAce |
Child Mistakes Grenade For Easter Egg |
 A British child of three had a narrow escape this Easter weekend when he mistook a WW2 live hand grenade for an Easter egg during an egg hunt.
The child was spotted standing on what looked like an egg, before one of the parents realised what it was. Stuart Moffat rushed 30 children away from the explosive device and a bomb squad was notified and arrived quickly on the scene. Moffatt rushed the 25-30 kids away from the grenade to safety.
Moffatt commented on the eggy happenings, "We were beginning to count up the eggs at the end of the hunt and I saw a boy of three standing on an object. It was brown and about 4 inches high. It looked like an Easter egg, but it was a hand grenade - I was shocked. The boy who was standing on it thought it was a rock."
Honestly, you've got to ask what these kids are learning in nursery. What kind of thicko doesn't know the difference between a grenade and an Easter egg by the age of three. Do they not watch violent cartoons these days?
Lucky it didn't eggsplode eh! (Oh God shoot us know for that one!)
By Goldie Fapsbury
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