Ever rubbed it so hard you thought it might burst into flames? Finally a story BBM can really relate to.
A San Francisco man is suffering third-degree burns and a mad case of shame after he burst into flames while batting off in a porn shop.
Arson experts are still unsure what caused the fire but police have confirmed that the man was watching videos in a private booth when he ran from the shop engulfed in flames.
Firefighters who were either saving a cat or shooting a calendar only a block away at the time rushed to the scene to put out the blaze.
“That sick fuck got what was coming to him,” said God, as he checked on Mary’s hymen and scheduled rain for Mardi Gras.