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Man Divorces Wife for Trying to Kill Him with Sex

Man Divorces Wife for Trying to Kill Him with SexA Nigerian man has been granted a divorce from his wife as he claimed that her excessive demand for sex was in-fact a cunning plan to kill him and take his property.

Daniel Olufumilayo, 39, told Agege Customary Court, Lagos that he had never met a woman like his wife when it comes to hunger for sex.

He told judges that his wife Zainib would demand sex up to eight times a night.

"My wife can never be satisfied sexually. Her plan was to kill me with her excessive demand for sex so that she can inherit my property," he said.

In response to the accusations, Zainab said: "After all, he could not accuse me of infidelity. I am not a flirt. If he accused me of being a nymphomaniac, it is his headache.

Sex in marriage is my conjugal right, which I think every responsible man must preserve and protect and if I demanded for as much as I want, I have not done anything wrong."

The court granted the divorce on the grounds that the marriage had broken down completely, as, we can only assume, has Olufumilayo's long-suffering dick.

By Rebecca Jones
Twitter: @RebeccaEJones

 

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