"And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast, they stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast!" (Guitar solo) Deee-doo-durrrr-deedle-deedle-durr!
Satanism. Whether it's The Eagles al
They say justice is blind. And in Byker Grove, Duncan once famously announced that "PJ's gone blind!" And so with that, admittedly tenuous, link we assume Geordies would be naturals at being impartial, with one of their mos
The A-League - much like Craig Foster's commentary - doesn't make sense.
As any proper football fan will tell you, playing a grand final to decide the best team over the season is illogical, as is playing some teams three
Women with whips. Sister-on-sister action. Menage a trois. Horse racing just got a dose of sexy sibling shenanigans, though sadly it's not the sort where they go behind the stables and roll around naked in mud and hay.
"BBM disclaimer: This next story feature scenes that may disturb male viewers. Reading the article may result in severe wincing, leg crossing and an inability to test plums for ripeness, you have been warned."
A referee is
When good footballers go mental. We're amazed Sky haven't come up with this show. From Gazza making sandwiches for a gun-toting killer, to former England defender Gary Charles crashing his car and being found gibbering in a
UFC boss Dana White has warned that the recent cuts which have seen 16 fighters laid-off to help slim line a bloated roster are far from over. Out of the fighters dropped it was undoubtedly Jon Fitch's name which shocked fa
Legendary English cricket ball manufacturers Dukes have finally cracked the market down under with the iconic red ball challenging the current monopoly held by Aussie ball manufacturers Kookaburra.
The ball appeared under
More bad news for Robbie Keane. It's bad enough he's now plying his trade in America's Major League Soccerball after Premier League managers finally realised his best position is back-up in case Jermaine Defoe gets injured.
When it comes to celebrity fans, West Ham are saddled with Russell Brand, Lily Allen enjoys pretending she's a Fulham supporter, and the head of the Referee's Association has been a huge fan of Manchester United for years.
Alessandro del Piero will be 40 next year, he's had hamstring injuries this year and were pretty sure we saw him buying a Stannah stairlift the other day.
But Sydney FC couldn't give a monkey's about things like results, l
As any Italian will tell you, when it comes to diving, it's not about how much contact was made or whether the foul was deliberate - it's about how convincingly you can roll around the floor screaming in agony while your te
Despite living in Australia for nearly five years, BBM has never been bitten by a venomous spider. Infact, the only time we've ever been bitten by anything inAustralia is when Lara Bingle's rottweilers chased us off her
The Australian Open is just around the corner, and with Andy Murray having finally won something, we can't write our usual xenophobic diatribe about how the shit Scot is going to let us down again. Bah.
Luckily, tennis's o
For reasons we've never really understood, the Tour de France - despite its name - isn't always held in France. Instead they usually race a few stages through other beautiful parts of Europe, like the Swiss Alps, Holland's
Forget bunkers and water hazards, golf turned its danger level up from "tweed trousers" to "soiled jeans" at last month's Australian PGA championship after organisers released an eight-metre tall T-Rex onto the course.
As the Revelations chapter of the New Testament clearly states, one day the God of Football will descend upon Earth to make love to a goblin. And from that union a footballing messiah will be born. That prophecy came true a
You know those blokes who work so hard on their careers that when they retire, they've got nothing to live for, quickly lose their memory, go senile and die. Tragically, it seems that's what's happening to poor old Matthew
It's one blistering success after another for Sydney FC since the signing of Italian legend Alessandro del Piero. Record crowds, goals galore, and shirt sales through the roof - the whole deal has been an unprecedented succ
It must be tough for Brendan Rodgers trying to understand all those foreign accents in the Liverpool dressing room.But who's got the worst? Pepe, maybe? Lucas? That Italian guy who's shit? Well according to the American pro
Well, I guess the USA should really get back to the pitch and putt and work on the putting; and yes we are pointing you out Tiger Woods. But on another note, it is glory for Europe as they made one of the best comebacks of
Andy Murray finally ended Britain's 76-year wait for a male Grand Slam singles champion with victory over Novak Djokovic in the US Open final.
Murray, 25, emulated Fred Perry's 1936 achievement, winning an epic match 7-6 (
Living in Australia, we know all too well the pain of being away from the things we love the most. We are, of course, talking about decent football games. BBM could quite happily never see our mum and dad again, but the pro
Baseball may just be a big version of rounders, but it's pretty big business in the old U.S. of A and professionals will go to Bulgarian shot-putter-esque lengths to improve their performance in any way possible. And some w
It's a universal law of attraction that women with an interest in football immediately have their hotness factor multiplied by ten. Just look at Karren Brady. If you passed her on the street, you wouldn't look twice - excep
Are we looking at another epic dark knight trilogy here? Because it is just as thrilling to watch Benson ‘Smooth' Henderson in action against Frankie ‘The Answer' Edgar this Saturday.
After the epic five round head-to-
Remember when Aaron Ramsey's ankle snapped like a twig in that challenge from Ryan Shawcross, or when Fabrice Muamba keeled over on the pitch and almost died.
Well Boston Red Sox first baseman Adrian Gonzalez has picked u
Hot women in swimsuits, girls ripping each other's clothes off, moist genitals being pounded hard. It might sound like a typical night online for BBM, but we're talking about the sexiest most brutal sport out there. Move ov
Apparently because someone wins a race by a record, and it happens to be a girl, she is classed as a drug cheat. I know you get 16 year olds doing drugs, but damn this one is exaggerated!
16 year old Chinese swimmer Ye Shi
We here at BBM would like to congratulate Bradley Wiggins for his Tour de France victory, the first Brit ever to do it. Huzzah! Take that you French cocks! ?And what a role model for Britain's youngsters. Not only has he pr