Alberto Contador Regrets Eating Steak As His Career Is Taken From Him |
By Jason Barr |
Alberto Contador famously won the Tour De France in 2010 in a 39 second gap against Andy Schleck after Schleck's bike chain's malfunctioned and he was wearing the yellow jersey as the leader of the race. Since then there has been controversy that Contador took performance enhancers to have a better chance of winning the title, and now these claims have been proven true and Contador has had a severe sentence, to which none of his money has been taken sadly!WORLD SPORTS NEWS
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