It's almost 25th December, a day when the Christian world comes together to celebrate the birth of an inspirational figure capable of "unbelievable" things. That's right, Chris Kamara turns 56 this month – and the paralle
When he's not "knee deep in clunge" or "up to his nuts in guts", serial bull-shitter Jay from the Inbetweeners is picking online fights with the son of pencil-necked manager Iain Dowie. No, really. Lifelong Palace fan James
Most football fans enjoy a friendly bet with a rival supporter when their teams face each other. In most cases, it's a harmless wager like a pint, a meal or a naked photo of your ex-wife taken while she was asleep (which is
We always thought something smelled fishy about Qatar winning the rights to the World Cup in 2022, and now we know why - one of the stadiums being built for the event looks like a giant fanny.
According to architects Zah
British Diving star Tom Daley has unveiled something close to him and the Premier League has had another managerial casualty.
"I try to get myself into a battle. It heightens my concentration. Certainly in the last few yea
Novak Djokovic crowned the tennis season off by winning the finals in London yesterday evening. He overcame Rafa Nadal who has undergone a resurgence this year after struggling with injuries in recent times. It was a straig
If only referees would answer to their crimes, there have been some howlers of decisions made this weekend.
"I've got eight wins since then, so it's been good and I'm very happy with the progress I've made. I've won on som
Although due to a slight technical issue our predictions did not make it to masses for last weekend's fixtures let us assure you they were all 100% on the money. Here are the predictions for this Saturday's games – plus t
The top tennis professionals are calling for the tour finals to be moved around various countries and a former Australia international is still delivering jibes to the England cricket team.
"Various players share this opin
Sebastian Vettel created history and added to the plethora of records already under his name at the Indian GP by becoming the youngest driver to win four consecutive titles. Unfortunately, Vettel was unable to maintain his
Sir Alex Ferguson set fire to his relationships in football this week with the release of his autobiography and elsewhere Sebastian Vettel created history as he secured his fourth world title.
"The hardest part of Roy's bo
UFC is returning to Manchester, England on Saturday 26th October with the headlining event featuring Lyoto "The Dragon" Machida against Mark "The Filipino Wrecking Machine" Munoz.
UFC Fight Night 30 is set to be eventful o
It's been a casual week of sport with a few sprinklings of controversy. Here is a round up of all the best quotes from around the sporting world.
"I will make a decision halfway through the season. Deep down, I have an ide
Sebastian Vettel edged closer to a fourth successive driver's championship with his fifth straight victory at the Japanese GP over the weekend. It was his 35th career win and the first time he had achieved a sequence of fiv
British heavyweight contender Anthony Joshua has walked home with his first successful professional fight under his belt.
The Olympic gold medallist began his professional boxing career in impressive style overcoming Emanu
Remember the start of the A-League season last year? The arrival of Alessandro Del Piero, Shinji Ono and Emile Heskey; the birth of the Western Sydney Wanderers. It was so exciting we almost had a semi-on. And this year is
The fallout from the postponement of the David Haye v Tyson Fury fight continues.
Former WBA world champion Haye was due to fight Fury on September 28th 2013 but had to postpone the bout after sustaining a cut above his ey
Strap on your gloves and get ready for a superb weekend of mixed martial arts as the UFC165 comes to the Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario. With a host of exciting match ups, it promises to be a bruising encounter you w
What a week of quotes it's been. Sports people and even the prime minister have all be having a pop. Tip of the hat goes to Paulo Di Canio, the straight talking Italian putting in the simplest terms his view on capta
Rooney at the Bridge? Will Manchester United's Shrek look alike move to London?
Bale learning Spanish? Will Bale take get a podcast in Espanol and move to the Bernabau?
The 'Special One' - picking up silverware or getting
Footballers love clubs, fights start in clubs and prostitutes love Wayne Rooney, so let's see what happens!
Hopefully the season won't just be about football: Maybe some tabloids will provide some smut to keep us amused am
Home form will be crucial and, whatever happens against Arsenal, this is another hugely important game.
Unfortunately for Spurs, White Hart Lane has become a notoriously happy hunting ground for Chelsea and last season saw
In another tasty derby encounter, Manchester City host United on Sunday 22nd September (1am kick-off, Monday 23rd September AEST).
United could win the league title by late April and finish a healthy 11 points over their n
Ever since Rene Higuata scorpion-kicked his way into the public consciousness, we Brits have been fascinated by the poodled-haired stars of the Colombian national team.
Remember when Tino Asprilla publicly shafted Darlingt
We all love laughing at fat people. It's why God created Americans.
Just look at popular Yank shit-com Mike and Molly. Okay, so the jokes are cack, but look at the fat Americans! Hilarious!
So what use is a fat man if he
We all have our lucky charms and superstitions.
For example, whenever one of BBM's flatmates goes out on the pull, he's always sure to take his "lucky hanky" with him.The rest of us laugh at this silly superstition, especi
Comedy sports injuries are always good for a laugh.
Who can forget when Steve Morrow fell off Tony Adams' shoulders while celebrating the League Cup win in 1993, or when Greame Le Saux was ruled out for two weeks after sli
From about July onwards, fresh-off-the-boat British and Irish expats are baffled by AFL and NRL commentators uttering phrases like "he'll need to improve if he wants to be playing in September" or "we won't be seeing them i
Fascist Geordie-botherer Paolo Di Canio has taken his first step towards establishing the third Reich at Sunderland by banning "impure" food stuffs such as ketchup, mayonnaise and, erm, ice.
Tyneside's answer to Goebbels r